I think you'll need to hit up on an aquarium store for this Mike. The equipment we use in our lab for these tests is pretty expensive. The nesslers test we run (for ammonia) uses some pretty nasty reagents. I think the cadmium reduction method we use for nitrate is not as toxic/noxious, and the reagent pillows are cheap, but the spectrophotometer to read the results is expensive. I think there is a salasilic acid test for ammonia which is safe to use, and may be usable with a handheld reader available from fish stores. Unfortunately the accuracy is not as good with a hand reader.
Given that K lite still has 1% K it's going to be real tough to generate a K deficiency. As you 've noted with several of your own (very awesome) plants can skip fertilizing for months (or years?) on end, and they don't become K deficient.
However, I also have a study from the agri/food crop areana that when K exceeds Ca in the leaf tissues of even K loving crops like beans and potatoes, they become sensitive to some of our favorite diseases (Botrytus and Erwinia). As Keiters, myself and a few others have noted, the incidence and virulence of disease in our plants has declined since reducing K.