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Jon in SW Ohio

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After a week of actually working for a change, I have to wake up 5 hours earlier on my day off to go to court for jury selection tomorrow.:mad:

Typically, I would love to be a juror, but lack of sleep tends to make me dislike my reason for having to be awake, and if it's over something stupid I will probably have a hard time remaining unbiased:evil:
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Just announce 'Well even if he/she isn't guilty of this, he/she probably deserves to be in jail.'

Problem solved, especially if you can't get a monocle by tomorrow morning.

--Stephen
 

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silence882 said:
Just announce 'Well even if he/she isn't guilty of this, he/she probably deserves to be in jail.'

Problem solved, especially if you can't get a monocle by tomorrow morning.

--Stephen
Thank you Stephan, problem solved:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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silence882 said:
Just announce 'Well even if he/she isn't guilty of this, he/she probably deserves to be in jail.'

Problem solved, especially if you can't get a monocle by tomorrow morning.

--Stephen
This is certainly a lot more subtle than a T-shirt with "Hang the Guilty Bastard!" screened on both sides. I may try your method next time.
 

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Jon in SW Ohio said:
Typically, I would love to be a juror, but lack of sleep tends to make me dislike my reason for having to be awake, and if it's over something stupid I will probably have a hard time remaining unbiased:evil:
Just remember what Peter Griffin said when he got selected for jury duty... "Awful lot of honkies here."
 

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Well that was pointless.
It was jury selection for a trial they plan to hold immediately following selection. I was the only one there under 40, and the case was the state of Ohio versus some kid my age who was accused of domestic violence against his live in girlfriend(who was pretty hot). Both sides questioned us rather vaguely, and after that the judge asked the prosecution(Ohio) if they wished to excuse any jurors. The only one she said she wanted excused was me. I waited around outside for a good 20 minutes to see who else they dismissed, but alas no one was.

Oh well.

Jon
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If the chickie was a QT you should have waited for her to come out and tried to pick her up. At least you could promise to not beat her..:poke:
 

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$&%$@*!!!!

Just got called again!!! Only this time, not only is it on my day off again, but it's on my Birthday!!!:mad:

Enough Mr. Niceguy.....time to go Michael Richards on 'em :evil:

Jon
 

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depends on where you live as to what the jury duties are. i think some places you are on call for three months or somethin' then off the hook for a while.

hey jon, can't you see? the state just wants to make sure your birthday is special... yeh, that's it....
 

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