Why do Zombies wear clothes?

[ehanes7612]

do they have a fashion sense? do they wear clothes because they feel vulnerable when naked? and why are they always in rags?

 

[Tom-DE]

LOL! You are watching too much Z, dude.

 

[Ozpaph]

they wear what they were buried in.....................just tattered

 

[ehanes7612]

LOL! You are watching too much Z, dude.

never seen it

 

[ehanes7612]

Maybe zombies wear clothes because their survivors don't want to see their loved ones dead and naked

 

[Berthold]

do they have a fashion sense? do they wear clothes because they feel vulnerable when naked? and why are they always in rags?

Oh, a joke for children. Sorry, I am to old for that.

 

[ehanes7612]

Oh, a joke for children. Sorry, I am to old for that.

We all know you are a zombie, Berthold

 

[TyroneGenade]

Because they are resurrected hyper-prudish Christians that are now hell bent on aggressively reigning in a decadent society.

 

[ehanes7612]

Because they are resurrected hyper-prudish Christians that are now hell bent on aggressively reigning in a decadent society.

there is that thing about why christians bury their dead...rapture , ...so, obviously, there must be a dress code ..ergo, zombies care about how they dress

 

[TyroneGenade]

Clothes aren't essential to the resurrection and rapture:

https://www.wga.hu/html_m/s/signorel/brizio/2/3resurr1.html
Prudishness is relevantly recent and isn't taught in orthodox Christian doctrine.

I am to be cremated. I figure that I won't waste any more space on earth any longer than I need to and since God can do the impossible, raising me to life from the dead, he can handle the more minor feat of reassembling my dispersed atoms.

I'm not coming back as some hyper-prudish zombie in tattered clothes to feast on heathen brains.