This is why they never produced children....

[Eric Muehlbauer]

These are my "Russian"tortoises, Testudo (at least at one point) horsfeldii. They are a lot of fun, but the male, who is now on his 2nd wife, has never fathered any offspring. A close look at the photo reveals why......

 

[Hera]

I think he needs glasses!

 

[Heather]

LOL!!! That's hilarious! Cute though. Poor guy!

 

[Stone]

OH give him a chance, he's trying--,He'll get it.....

 

[NYEric]

Git in where you fit in!

 

[eggshells]

the male sure is having fun. Look at that face! Priceless!

 

[Roth]

These are my "Russian"tortoises, Testudo (at least at one point) horsfeldii. They are a lot of fun, but the male, who is now on his 2nd wife, has never fathered any offspring. A close look at the photo reveals why......

I wonder who gave that poor turtle such an idea...

 

[nikv]

Eric, you need to show him some turtle porn . . . .

 

[Clark]

Last spring I was privilege to some turtle love at the pond down the block.
Can honestly say, snapping turtles do not exhibit this type of foreplay.

 

[Candace]

Now that's funny stuff!

 

[kentuckiense]

This is a wonderful thread.