totally random, but somewhat related and slightly hilarious...
M: i need to move everything off of <ACCOUNT>!
M: found in dark web.
B: the dork web. thats where only bad things are.
M: they probably have my login to some old forum.
B: what about slippertalk! someone might log in and start talking about isotoners pretending to be you.
this is my husband's way of being supportive of my orchid addiction. heh!