First off, I just have to say, Eric, you are most UNhelpful. You should really work on that.
Second. I was bored this morning, since I am not one of the chosen ones who is wealthy enough to go to the Parkside Orchid Fest today. :sob:
So, instead, Shadow, I took photos for you of my stolons and how I attempt to tie them down.
Here's one of the longest stolons - note the loops of aluminum wire.
Here's one that REALLY hates its neighbors! :rollhappy: Note the loops of wire holding them close to the surface.
This is the wire I use. You can get it here at most florist shops. Ask, they may only use it for arrangement accessories. You could use another type of wire but make sure it won't rust. A heavy duty floral wire would likely work. I got this tip from Marilyn LeDoux - she also uses the loops to wire down sphagnum around the stolon. I haven't gone to that length yet but may...Shadow - if you can't find any there let me know, I have plenty and would be happy to send you some.
Here's an example of the size I cut - an inch or two seems to work best. It needs to be long enough to hold down the stolon with its weight, and it's pretty light since it is alluminum.
I bend it into a loop:
Here's a new stolon that needs a tie down for an example:
Shadow, I hope this is of some use to you and that you now know, it's not just your plant that does this!