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01) Si tous les personnages ont de grosses fesses et des petits seins, "c'est du Rubens"
If all the characters have big butts and small breasts, "it's Rubens"

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02) Si tous les hommes ont des yeux de vache et l'air gay, "c'est du Caravage »
If all the men have eyes like cow's and seem metro, "that's Caravaggio"
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03) Si tout le monde ressemble à un mendiant illuminé par un lampadaire public "c'est du Rembrandt" rembrandt 1.pngrembrandt 2.jpg
If everyone looks like a beggar shined on by street lamp "it's Rembrandt"
 

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04) Si tous les gens sont beaux, nus et empilés les uns sur les autres
"c’est du Michel-Ange"

If all the people are beautiful, naked and pilingmichelangelo 1.pngmichelangelo 2.jpg on top of each other "it's from Michelangelo"
 

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05) S'il y a des danseuses, "c'est du Degas"
If there are dancers, "it's Degas"
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06) Si c'est très contrasté et que les hommes portent la barbe sur un visage émacié, "c'est du El Greco"
If it's very contrasting and the men have beards and withelgreco 1.pngelgreco 2.jpg emaciated faces, "it's El Greco"
 

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7) Si tout le monde ressemble à Vladimir Poutine "c'est du Jan Van Eyck »
If everyone looks like Vladimir Poutine "it's Jan Van Eyck"

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8) SI TOUS LES FIGURANTS ONT DES TÊTES DE VOLEURS
ET FONT SEMBLANT D'ÊTRE SÉRIEUX,
Ce n'est pas une peinture, "c'est le parlement" !!!

Et là, ce n'est plus de l'Art mais de l'Art Naque ...
IF ALL THE FIGURES HAVE THIEVES' HEADS
AND PRETEND TO BE SERIOUS congress.jpg
This is not a painting, "this is the congress" !!!
And there, it is no longer Art but (how do you translate this "l'art naque"?)
 

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9. If people have eyes on the same side as their head, it’s Picasso (or maybe Egyptian).

A. I worry this thread will become political (based on the last pic).

B. Any Canadians want to chime in on “Vladimir Poutine”? Fries, cheese curds and borscht?
 

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9. If people have eyes on the same side as their head, it’s Picasso (or maybe Egyptian).

A. I worry this thread will become political (based on the last pic).

B. Any Canadians want to chime in on “Vladimir Poutine”? Fries, cheese curds and borscht?
ha ha , I was wondering about the name too, since this is an originally French one, I just realize from your post that the author probably intended to making fun of Putin as well
 
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