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Ron-NY

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Marco's post gave me an idea to google this

#12 "I thought this was a real ethical dilemma for a major corporate executive, so I called the folks at '60 Minutes' for some advice."

#11 "You know, that hairpiece really draws attention away from your acne scars!"

#10 "Okay, I admit I've been taking your lunches from the fridge -- but only to help you lose weight."

#9 "Harassment, my ass -- I only tweaked her boon, fer chrissakes!"

#8 "Mr. Lay? I have some questions regarding a few accounting irregularities I accidentally found."

#7 "Hey, boss! It's me! Over here! First time at a gay bar?"

#6 "Wow, that girl next to you in the picture looks exactly like this skank who gave me the clap last year."

#5 "Bossdude, your daughter and I forgot my bong in the backseat of your Benz last night!"

#4 "Is it my imagination, Ms. Fetzer, or is your ass starting to sag?"

#3 "Sir, I hope you don't mind that I invited my friend the union recruiter to the company picnic."

#2 "Well just between you and me, I wasn't, you know, *SICK* sick."

and the Number 1 Thing You Should Never, Ever Say to Your Boss...

#1 "Actually, I don't HAVE a personal savior, you deity-worshiping loser."
 

Jon in SW Ohio

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I can assure the things I say to my boss are much worse, though he does have the same sense of humor I have...

In my defense, his daughter is pretty hot :evil:

Jon
 
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